March 12
A Few Facts About Kim Jong-Il
1. His biography says he doesn’t defecate or urinate like other people.
2. For his first game of golf, officials says he shot 38 under par including 11 holes in one.
3. He planned to solve hunger in North Korea by breeding giant rabbits.
4. He was once the world’s largest buying of Hennessy, importing $700,000 worth per year. (This is fucking awesome)
5. Workers inspect every grain of rice he eats to ensure exact size and color.
